Paste a post below. It comes back the same post, if it had gone to a better school — synonyms swapped up a few pay grades, contractions unfolded, filler words evicted, and (past "mild") a stray "indeed," or "one might posit that" dropped in front of a sentence that did nothing to deserve it. No model, no API, just a large thesaurus — organized loosely the way Roget grouped his, by concept rather than alphabet — and a lot of nerve.
Enter a handle (or DID). It resolves them via the public AppView, pulls their recent top-level posts, and runs each one through the same dial you set above — no login required, nothing written back.